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    what should you avoid like the plague answer: the plague

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    I'm not sure why I found that so funny. but thanks

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    • #3
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      Originally posted by hawkeye View Post
      I'm not sure why I found that so funny. but thanks
      This may explain it,if any intellectuals do not find this funny please reply with an equation for humour

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      • #4
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        Well...I laughed. Does that mean I'm not an intellectual? Okay, don't answer that!!!
        "In the beginning of change, the patriot is a scarce man (or woman https://flutrackers.com/forum/core/i...ilies/wink.png), and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for it then costs nothing to be a patriot."- Mark TwainReason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it. -Thomas Paine

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        • #5
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          Hey, I KNOW I'm not an intellectual.

          It was funny - thanks
          "There's a chance peace will come in your life - please buy one" - Melanie Safka
          "The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be" - Socrates

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          • #6
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            Hee-hee! Good one!
            ...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by deadandalive View Post
              what should you avoid like the plague answer: the plague
              deadandalive, you may have spawned a new strain of contemporary riddles.

              What should you avoid like the plague?

              Answer: Dead chickens.

              What should you avoid like the plague?

              Answer: Chikungunya.

              What should you avoid like the plague?

              Answer: ????


              Anyone else?

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Florida1 View Post
                  could you not find one hand clapping?

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                  • #10
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                    kannichgarnichueberlachn
                    I'm interested in expert panflu damage estimates
                    my current links: http://bit.ly/hFI7H ILI-charts: http://bit.ly/CcRgT

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                      Originally posted by gsgs View Post
                      kannichgarnichueberlachn
                      sorry gsgs i dont understand german but the one hand clapping is a bit like waving but in front of you to get rid of a bad smell hope that helps

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                      • #12
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                        it s a new german world ..

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by Anne View Post
                          it s a new german world ..
                          i must admit i like germany as it is, beautiful landscape,lovely people,great products,becks larger, clean and pure like me must go i smell noodles cooking
                          Last edited by deadandalive; August 16, 2007, 05:04 PM. Reason: coma

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                            What did the mother bee say to her son? What will bee will bee

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                              When i die i want to be cremated so i can leave a carbon body print,you will not catch me doing things by halves sorry last one did not have this buzz!

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