Science Humour

[Sally Furniss]

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play
hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein
is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to
100...and then start searching.....


Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front
of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his
eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says " newton's out..newton's out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not
Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in an area of 1 sq meter..... That makes me
Newton per square meter...... Since one Newton per square meter is one
Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!

[Jonesie]

Re: Science Humour



This reminds me that Einstein had a good sense of humor. Here are some of his quotes:

• Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.
  
• Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.
  
• A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
  

More Einstein quotes ( a lot more):
http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshir...einQuotes.html