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**Laidback Al** · September 28, 2006, 12:10 PM

Re: Best "not bf" excuses: the official list

Originally posted by Shannon

The boy died of grief after his older sibling died, today.

Might work as an excuse today, but it might be too true once a pandemic starts.

**Iwonder** · October 5, 2006, 06:42 PM

Re: Best "not bf" excuses: the official list

Deadly low path H5N1

**under the radar** · October 12, 2006, 11:33 PM

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mutant norovirus (plucked from my imagination, not the media)

**under the radar** · October 12, 2006, 11:35 PM

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"mystery" disease

**under the radar** · October 13, 2006, 12:42 AM

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morning sickness
Amoebic dysentery
H1N1

**Binkerbear** · October 13, 2006, 07:57 AM

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Seasonal allergies. I guarantee that U.S. doctors will love this one.

**runninghorses** · October 15, 2006, 05:29 AM

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"The wild waterfowl such as ducks simply do not migrate to Australia."

Best "not bf" excuses: the official list