The Subservient Chicken

[Sally Furniss]

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Some of the commands you can use. Use one or more commands at a time.

lay egg
dance
flap
jump
blind

 

[Mellie]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

sit, stay
.

 

[prepdeb]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

That's funny!
The chicken must be reading the commands because he/she seems to attempt almost any command you enter.
I entered crow, scratch, peck, strut, dance, lay egg, sing, flap, twirl and others. Chicken curled up on the floor when I entered rest.

 

[colormyquilt]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

Too cool.

In that the birds are appearing not to be the only bearers of this flu, we may soon need soemthing like this for cats, pigs, goats.

 

[aNewDawn]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

"kick butt"

toooooo funny !!!

 

[Sally Furniss]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

fetch

 

[colormyquilt]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

Sing. Hug. Watch tv. Meditate.

 

[Sally Furniss]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

This chicken self tests

sick

bird flu

 

[mixin]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

Strut was too funny!!!
I baffled him. He didn't know: "Trim your spurs"
Roosters should know about spurs

 

[Amish Country]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

We are expecting a shipment of chicks in a week or two. The kids want to have one each for pets. I suggested some appropriate names: Drum stick, Kentucky Fried, Roasted, Sandwich, Soup, Chow main and Curry.

hmmmm. A self cooking chicken?

 

[mixin]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

I know I have better things to do... but...
Scratch
cock fight (3 different responses)
shake tail feathers
sky falling in
again

 

[Sally Furniss]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

sneeze

 

[tropical]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

The most scary (not humor) was forgotten:

screaming


when the butchery machine start processing this live being

 

[mixin]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

Ahhh... Tropical, Tropical; not to worry!!!... this bird has a good life; just look at his living quarters. No chopping block for him; just fun!!

 

[tropical]

Re: The Subservient Chicken

Thanks for the comment, mixin,

Unfortunately this chicken is only an illusion ...