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The Johns Hopkins H1NI glossary for students
(September 14, 2009)
A new disease demands a new dictionary. The Johns Hopkins University Office of Communications and Public Affairs offers these suggestions for campus conversations about the H1N1 pandemic.
Pig: A student ill with suspected or presumed H1N1 flu. (Variation: Piglet: a sick freshman.)
Pig in a blanket: A sick student complying with doctor?s advice to stay home, drink fluids and get plenty of rest.
Pig in a Snuggie: A student complying with doctor?s advice in a blanket with sleeves.
Glazed ham: A pig with fever sweats.
Pig Latin: A sick student?s Classics homework.
Pig pen: A sick student?s room, where he or she stays until 24 hours without fever, off of fever medication.
Pig sty: A sick student?s room before he or she properly disposes of used tissues and cleans doorknobs, desktops, keyboards and other surfaces with virus-killing wipes.
The Farm: Mom and Dad?s house, where pigs who live near campus go to recover rather than sit in the pig pen day after day.
Sleeze: to sneeze properly (into one?s sleeve) when a tissue isn?t handy.
Sloff: to cough properly (into one?s sleeve) when a tissue isn?t handy.
Boar War: An all-out on-campus effort to prevent the spread of H1N1.
Bacon: What a pig experiencing an H1N1 fever feels like, i.e., fried. (Usage: Doctor: ?Pig, how are you feeling today?? Pig: ?Like bacon, doc.?)
Oink: A pig?s cry to his/her friends for help with deliveries of food (?slop?), class notes, over-the-counter medicine or other necessities to the pig pen.
Pork barrel: Derogatory term for an entire residence hall afflicted with H1N1 (knock on wood that never happens!).
Hog blog: the university?s flu information Web site at http://flu.jhu.edu/
Hog tide: Alcohol-based hand sanitizer.
Hogwash: Washing hands frequently and thoroughly, with either hog tide or plain old soap and water.
The Arnold zniffle: The sound a pig makes just before properly using and disposing of a tissue. [For derivation, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Ziffel]
Trough: A dining hall, where unsanitary pigs could easily transmit the H1N1 virus if they share drinks, utensils, etc.
Pig tale: The story of the aches and pains a pig experienced while sick with H1N1.
Piggy cold: The name Dean Susan Boswell's daughter uses for H1N1 flu.
Pig puns: H1N1 jokes.
http://web.jhu.edu/administration/flu/updates/091309.html
(September 14, 2009)
A new disease demands a new dictionary. The Johns Hopkins University Office of Communications and Public Affairs offers these suggestions for campus conversations about the H1N1 pandemic.
Pig: A student ill with suspected or presumed H1N1 flu. (Variation: Piglet: a sick freshman.)
Pig in a blanket: A sick student complying with doctor?s advice to stay home, drink fluids and get plenty of rest.
Pig in a Snuggie: A student complying with doctor?s advice in a blanket with sleeves.
Glazed ham: A pig with fever sweats.
Pig Latin: A sick student?s Classics homework.
Pig pen: A sick student?s room, where he or she stays until 24 hours without fever, off of fever medication.
Pig sty: A sick student?s room before he or she properly disposes of used tissues and cleans doorknobs, desktops, keyboards and other surfaces with virus-killing wipes.
The Farm: Mom and Dad?s house, where pigs who live near campus go to recover rather than sit in the pig pen day after day.
Sleeze: to sneeze properly (into one?s sleeve) when a tissue isn?t handy.
Sloff: to cough properly (into one?s sleeve) when a tissue isn?t handy.
Boar War: An all-out on-campus effort to prevent the spread of H1N1.
Bacon: What a pig experiencing an H1N1 fever feels like, i.e., fried. (Usage: Doctor: ?Pig, how are you feeling today?? Pig: ?Like bacon, doc.?)
Oink: A pig?s cry to his/her friends for help with deliveries of food (?slop?), class notes, over-the-counter medicine or other necessities to the pig pen.
Pork barrel: Derogatory term for an entire residence hall afflicted with H1N1 (knock on wood that never happens!).
Hog blog: the university?s flu information Web site at http://flu.jhu.edu/
Hog tide: Alcohol-based hand sanitizer.
Hogwash: Washing hands frequently and thoroughly, with either hog tide or plain old soap and water.
The Arnold zniffle: The sound a pig makes just before properly using and disposing of a tissue. [For derivation, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Ziffel]
Trough: A dining hall, where unsanitary pigs could easily transmit the H1N1 virus if they share drinks, utensils, etc.
Pig tale: The story of the aches and pains a pig experienced while sick with H1N1.
Piggy cold: The name Dean Susan Boswell's daughter uses for H1N1 flu.
Pig puns: H1N1 jokes.
http://web.jhu.edu/administration/flu/updates/091309.html
