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Birdflu Strikes South Florida (joke)

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I'll bet Mrs Donald doesn't get it. She's genetically dis-similar from Donald if what Who's telling us is true. New Huey, Dewey and Louie may be at risk since they're from Donald's side of the family. (At least I assume so: I heard they were each a chip off the old duck.).

Did they sleep in the same room with Donald?
Kick any chicken droppings around as they played in the fowl yard?
Better not go to the funeral!!!!

Of course, they may prove to be asymptomatic carriers. Are they planning to Migrate to France this year?
 
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But Miss Piggy, I did cough into my hand!

What? Not invited to the party?

Well, I never, have you checked your own polymorphisms lately???

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Florida is safe,

George and Jeb are there to hold guard against all threat
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Danger: If you are easily offended DO NOT open this link. If however, you like sick twisted satire, proceed, with caution:

Sesame Street - Bird Flu

IF H5N1 becomes pandemic, I'd be the first to call for this link to be pulled. Until then, well, you be the judge...
 
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