Best "not bf" excuses: the official list

[Marcie]

Re: Best "not bf" excuses: the official list

P.S. that was the reason their necks were bent (characteric of birds that die of AI)

 

[prepdeb]

Re: Best "not bf" excuses: the official list

The sea birds became disoriented and crashed en masse into ships, then washed ashore.

Alaska, Sept 06

Surely there's a birdtender somewhere who should be held responsible for allowing those birds to drink too much before flying

 

[Marcie]

Re: Best "not bf" excuses: the official list

Surely there's a birdtender somewhere who should be held responsible for allowing those birds to drink too much before flying

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[chicken little]

Re: Best "not bf" excuses: the official list

I liked "lesser" bf,as when it was found in Canada. When I see "greater" bf I will know to worry.

 

[Shannon Bennett]

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The boy died of grief after his older sibling died, today.

 

[Laidback Al]

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The boy died of grief after his older sibling died, today.

Might work as an excuse today, but it might be too true once a pandemic starts.

 

[Iwonder]

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Deadly low path H5N1

 

[under the radar]

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mutant norovirus (plucked from my imagination, not the media)

 

[under the radar]

Re: Best "not bf" excuses: the official list

"mystery" disease

 

[under the radar]

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morning sickness
Amoebic dysentery
H1N1

 

[Binkerbear]

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Seasonal allergies. I guarantee that U.S. doctors will love this one.

 

[runninghorses]

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"The wild waterfowl such as ducks simply do not migrate to Australia."