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Best "not bf" excuses: the official list

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Chik
Dengue
menengitis
Newcastle disease
Hoof & Mouth disease
Chicken Flu
exhaustion
Pnemonia
hemoragic fever
viral fever
poison
poison gas attack
Worms
 
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Monkey Fever
Too badly decomposed
Cholera
Marburg
Hantavirus
Anthrax

I have soo many more....give me time
 
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Animal Die Off
Yellow Fever
Japanese Enchepalitis
Coxsackie-B
Lizard falling in soup - Personal Favorite of mine
 
Re: Best "not bf" excuses: the official list

Typhoid
Cholera
Smog
Mystery Illness
Food Poisoning
Toxic Chemical Spill
Bird Plague
 
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If would be funny if it wasn't true.

Now it is just sad.
 
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Running around and panicing due to ventalator problems
Running out of oxygen
hanging out with Dr. Yi
 
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With all the culling goinf on soon avians will died of DEPRESSION
 
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Snowy Owl said:
With all the culling goinf on soon avians will died of DEPRESSION
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Which will eventually lead to mass suicides.
 
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But..but..but... this is Lemmings behavior

Does Lemmings behavior have become contagious :eek:
 
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