Re: Bahamas Officials: Birds Didn't Die of Flu
This story keeps changing every day.
Now the excuse is that the birds cannot be tested because they are decomposed. Therefore, there is no bird flu.
What moron thought up this public communications strategy?
This is the anagolous to the US Governments "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy regarding homosexuals in the military.
Except in this case the motto is "If you don't test, it doesn't exist".
Ok all you high school juniors, here is the SAT question.
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" means there are Homosexuals in the military just as "If you don't test, it doesn't exist" means there is:
a) Bird Flu in homosexuals
b) Homosexuals in the military
c) Bird Flu in the Bahamas
d) Pastrami on rye with Cole slaw and Thousand Island Dressing
The choice is yours......
Great, now I am hungry.