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Asia-Pacific passes bird flu pandemic test, Australia says

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Weekend ? June 10, 2006

Australian officials praised as creative the responses of Asian and Pacific countries to a hypothetical bird flu pandemic which included discouraging kissing and building a factory to make protective masks.

Foreign Minister Alexander Downer and Attorney-General Philip Ruddock said this week's exercise involving the 21 Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) countries was completed successfully.

The scenario tested involved a new strain of bird flu, dubbed the 'Malacca Straits Flu', reaching pandemic proportions within the region after several infected fishermen were rescued by a passing cruise ship.

"The scenario successfully achieved the goal of testing communication responses during the exercise, which lasted 26 hours across eight time zones," the ministers said in a statement.

The exercise, which began in New Zealand on Wednesday and concluded on Thursday with calls to the United States, was designed to test communication links between APEC members.

"The exercise attracted credible responses," Downer and Ruddock said.

"Some of the more creative responses included one offering to immediately build a factory to supply the region with more protective masks and another (member) whose suggested advice to its citizens included to 'Stop kissing and to eat more vegetables.'"

Neil Head, of Emergency Management Australia which coordinated the exercise, said that despite some glitches, the exercise proceeded smoothly.

The main problems were human factors, such as a death in the family of a key official in one case, and the fact that at least one participant was concurrently dealing with a real outbreak of bird flu.

Head said the level of cooperation was encouraging.

"The pandemic threat is remarkable because it's almost entirely preventable," he told AFP.

"The things that make it preventable are early detection, close cooperation and information sharing, and the rapid sourcing and the development of appropriate antibodies and medicines.

"The fact that these (countries) seem willing to do all these things we would have to say is a very positive outcome."

The results of the exercise will be presented at an APEC ministers and leaders conference in Singapore in November.

More than 120 people have died from bird flu since late 2003, most of them in Asia, and world health officials fear that H5N1 virus could mutate into one spread via human-to-human contact.

APEC includes Australia, Brunei, Canada, Chile, China, Hong Kong, Indonesia, Japan, South Korea, Malaysia, Mexico, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Peru, Philippines, Singapore, Russia, Taiwan, Thailand, the United States and Vietnam. ? AFP
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Re: Asia-Pacific passes bird flu pandemic test, Australia says

I am not sure whether to laugh or cry at this article.

Let's start with the obvious:

"Some of the more creative responses included one offering to immediately build a factory to supply the region with more protective masks and another (member) whose suggested advice to its citizens included to 'Stop kissing and to eat more vegetables.'"



This is almost as good as the advice that was put into the US Pandemic Plan where it was advised to keep workers 3 feet apart during the pandemic.

Yes, too all citizens we ask that you 'Stop Kissing'.

But it didn't end there, nope because the real solution was to 'Eat more Vegetables'.

Yes because an airborne virus hates vegtables, it is almost like kryptonite to the virus.

How about those messages for 'Social Distancing'? Apparently they are considered a bit too much.

It get's better.

Neil Head, of Emergency Management Australia which coordinated the exercise, said that despite some glitches, the exercise proceeded smoothly.

The main problems were human factors, such as a death in the family of a key official in one case, and the fact that at least one participant was concurrently dealing with a real outbreak of bird flu.

Head said the level of cooperation was encouraging.

"The pandemic threat is remarkable because it's almost entirely preventable," he told AFP.




Excuse me? Pardon moi?

Ok.

I know I am on Earth.

What planet is Mr. Head living on?
 
Re: Asia-Pacific passes bird flu pandemic test, Australia says

You have got to be kidding me. I am completely gob-smacked.
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"The exercise attracted credible responses," Downer and Ruddock said.

"Some of the more creative responses included one offering to immediately build a factory to supply the region with more protective masks and another (member) whose suggested advice to its citizens included to 'Stop kissing and to eat more vegetables.'"
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Ant they top off this incredibly stupid puff piece with this.

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"The pandemic threat is remarkable because it's almost entirely preventable," he told AFP.
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Now don't you feel safer knowing we can build a factory within a few days of the onset of pandemic? And if you just give up kissing people and eat your veggies you won't get sick. The world is now safe from H5N1.
 
Re: Asia-Pacific passes bird flu pandemic test, Australia says

"The pandemic threat is remarkable because it's almost entirely preventable," he told AFP.
Famous last words.
 
Re: Asia-Pacific passes bird flu pandemic test, Australia says

Mission accomplished!!

Until H5N1 starts throwing molotov cocktails at 'Malacca Straits Flu' army.
 
Re: Asia-Pacific passes bird flu pandemic test, Australia says

WHEW!! What a relief.Seeing as I already eat veges and am not inclined to kiss total strangers in the street I feel deeply reassured for the first time.Everyone...STOP PREPPING IMMEDIATELY.:smartass:
 
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