An ailing joke! You have been warned!

[kiwibird]

I have never written a joke down - so bear with me - this might be painfull

This man was rushed to hospital - very ill. Various symptoms - looking very grave. A huddle of Doctors, nurses and various other health professionals stood at the end of his bed and a heated discussion started up. The poor man couldn't quite hear what was going when suddenly the group moved straight out of the room into the hall, closing the door behind them. Loud arguing followed! After a while a squeaky doctors voice came, muffled from behind the door. "Mr Smith" the voice said." We are going to be giving you pancakes, pizza and pita bread."

Mr Smith responded "Will that help me get better".

"No" the Doctor replied - "but it is all we can find to fit under the door!"

 

[JimO]

Re: An ailing joke! You have been warned!

For all the music lovers out there...

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

And here's one for the fishermen...

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Dam!

 

[JimO]

Re: An ailing joke! You have been warned!

I have some more...

...sorry, I just can't help myself...

What do you call a cow with two legs longer than the other?

Lean beef.

How about a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What about a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

HA! I love this stuff.

 

[Flufreak]

Re: An ailing joke! You have been warned!

This one's going around the net:

For bird flu you get tweetment, for pig flu it must be oinkment.