FrenchieGirl
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There's a good one I'll share with you before I wind up.
WHO Meeting In Cancun And Other Resorts To Fight Swine Flu
United Nations-- The Weird Health Organization (WHO) met today for another emergency session in the tony resort of Cancun. They met for a champagne breakfast on the beach, followed by day of wine tasting and pot smoking. Next week, WHO will journey to Maui for more meetings and a luau. Further meetings in July will be in Tahiti, Venice and then Capri. WHO can never rest while Swine Flu is still killing almost zero people a day.
The WHO is also congratulating itself for its tremendous achievement and hard work. Despite many decades of warnings about a flu pandemic ravaging Mankind, WHO was able to do absolutely nothing, while wasting trillions of dollars. It is the perfect global organization!
A recent theory being investigated by WHO suggests champagne bubbles might kill the virus. The doctors at WHO received a $100 million grant from the United Nations to investigate.
"We thing, I mean I thinnnnggk the virus is mitating, I mean motating, I mean moooooootating." said a drunken Dr. Marge (Hot Hips) Cho. She sipped more champagne and explained further. "It's a virus, so...." she giggled, before vomiting all over herself. Hot Hips Cho is the head of WHO and is frequently seen in the news.
Another theory indicates marijuana smoke might also kill H1N1 on contact.
"Some nut wrote a story on this website about smoking weed to kill Swine Flu, so we thought we'd check it out." mumbled the still drunken doctor. "We're all going to Maui next week and everyone is just gonna smoke weed the whole time and screw each other. No one ever checks what we do, we do whatever we want." she said as she swilled more champagne.
"Maybe we'll look through a microscope or something after we get stoned." she said, and lit up a joint.
WHO Meeting In Cancun And Other Resorts To Fight Swine Flu
United Nations-- The Weird Health Organization (WHO) met today for another emergency session in the tony resort of Cancun. They met for a champagne breakfast on the beach, followed by day of wine tasting and pot smoking. Next week, WHO will journey to Maui for more meetings and a luau. Further meetings in July will be in Tahiti, Venice and then Capri. WHO can never rest while Swine Flu is still killing almost zero people a day.
The WHO is also congratulating itself for its tremendous achievement and hard work. Despite many decades of warnings about a flu pandemic ravaging Mankind, WHO was able to do absolutely nothing, while wasting trillions of dollars. It is the perfect global organization!
A recent theory being investigated by WHO suggests champagne bubbles might kill the virus. The doctors at WHO received a $100 million grant from the United Nations to investigate.
"We thing, I mean I thinnnnggk the virus is mitating, I mean motating, I mean moooooootating." said a drunken Dr. Marge (Hot Hips) Cho. She sipped more champagne and explained further. "It's a virus, so...." she giggled, before vomiting all over herself. Hot Hips Cho is the head of WHO and is frequently seen in the news.
Another theory indicates marijuana smoke might also kill H1N1 on contact.
"Some nut wrote a story on this website about smoking weed to kill Swine Flu, so we thought we'd check it out." mumbled the still drunken doctor. "We're all going to Maui next week and everyone is just gonna smoke weed the whole time and screw each other. No one ever checks what we do, we do whatever we want." she said as she swilled more champagne.
"Maybe we'll look through a microscope or something after we get stoned." she said, and lit up a joint.
